It didn't happen to me!

Lots of things happen everyday and most of them don't happen to me. Here is a collection of things that didn't happen to me, but seem interesting anyway (though whether I wish they did happen to me remains debateable).
  • Driving back from L.A. at 50 miles-an-hour because my fuel filter on my bio-diseil was clogged. I imagine I would have run out of music in my playlist somewhere around Buttonwillow.
  • Having my girlfriend dress up as Barbarella for Halloween. Rwwwrrr. The costume was authentic. I'll bet this would have been interesting after the party was over.
  • Indicted for fraud in Texas and losing my position as the House majority leader. If this were me, I'd also be facing new recriminations for taking Indian Casino gambling money funnelled through sham Jewish children charities.
  • Quit my company only to come back a year later. Apparently being paid more, having a shorter commute, and doing meanial work aren't what I would have been cut out for.
  • Romp through France on my winter break and drink nice wine while pretending to not have a care in the world. Sigh, I even have the long underwear.
  • Beat USC. I didn't do this, no, but damn I should be celebrating Austin anyway. We all should, really.

Interesting lives out there, huh? I think I'll go clip my toenails now, right after I fold the laundry and unload the dishwasher.

3 Comments:

At 1/7/06, 10:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no mug shots on file. While I like the movie "Ricky Business I don't think it contained some unique wisdom". When I thnk of more I will post them.

-Carol

 
At 1/8/06, 5:43 AM, Blogger Les said...

Who dressed up as Barbarella? Also, omfg, the Loire is cold

 
At 1/8/06, 7:50 PM, Blogger Crinis said...

Barbarella can be found here along with the lucky geek.

link link

And I'm still jealous. Grrrr.

 

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